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Badger H. Inkwell

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TeaBoom! didn't find Badger, Badger found us. It's all a blur, but I (Princess Paradiso) dove into a badger den when AMI declared a State of Emergency. Badger was there for me. He gave me worms to eat (TO CLARIFY I DID NOT CONSUME THEM I TRADED THEM TO SOME CLOWNS). He gave me funny hats to wear. When the other badgers made fun of me, he said I was a queen and I should never listen to the haters. I'm a princess, but that's not the point.

District

He be goin everywhere

Aliases

My Cutie Patootie

Affiliation

TeaBoom!

Profession

Editor for TeaBooom!

Status

Trying to use his tiny arms to type

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TeaBoom!
Princess Paradiso
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