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Mr Biga

Biga. Better™. Boomtown.

You know how some people are like a little evil but you let is slide because they slay so badly (Aurora)? Well Mr Han Biga's slay (and it was decent at times, despite how unwashed he looks) couldn't even overcome his shifty vibes for me. I'm scared of him. I see him in the streets, I run. Forget it.


Badger is weirdly obsessed with him, idk if it's just the fact that he fancies him?


Anyways, Mr Han Biga was The Collector's right hand man, ruling by his side (allegedly). In Chapter 4 we unconvered his evil plots, and discovered that he had had the Collector replaced by Aurora with a bit of CGI over the top. Not really cool is it?

District

Area 404

Aliases

Han Biga

Affiliation

-BANNED KEY WORD DETECTED-

Profession

Evil Dictator

Status

Banished

Mr Biga wanted to control the city himself, sending out his army of Guardians to do his bidding whilst The Collector sat in a prison cell. Han seems to have done a runner after his public humiliation at the closing ceremony in which The Collector defeated the Guardians in an epic battle. If I got cancelled I'd probably run off for a bit too, he's probably gone to the Swan Zone to ask the elites how to do a bit of PR to make the city forget his epic blunder.


Also apparently he can lick his own elbow... Sus.


UPDATE: Mr Han Biga has indeed been spotted in the city, and he's launching a new business venture with Boss Babe™ Aurora, the queen of venturing. They've called it BBXL™, which apparently is nothing to do with behinds. It's a space programme, because Earth is "single use". TeaBoom! encourage all our readers to help us find out more about this nonsense ASAP.

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