Now I want you guys to know I am only telling you this because I know TeaBoom! readers are cool about stuff. You can't tell anyone PLEASEEEEE especially not the Bobbies bc they will be mad :( Plus we really need to get his business off the ground so if you could just be cool PLEASE!!

Quack-Man is our token 'guy who got dragged along by his girlfriend and has no idea what's happening'. There's one in every group.

He is also a quack dealer so if you could please just contact him and buy a little quack, like, it's really not that bad for you and it's a good time. We will take Boomtown Bucks as payment, or gossip, or especially we will give you the good stuff if you give us a cool hat.

Love y'all x