top of page

Hotel Paradiso

Home to the one and only Princess Paradiso, the elites of the city all say this is most absolute banger of a hotel ever. You can visit the spa for a refreshing dip in boombucks, have a cheeky karaoke sesh in the bar, or if you're poor I guess I can see if the shredder is hungry for the CVs of peasants.

img20260122_16542723 (2).png
The Postal Posse
Princess Paradiso
Soaprano’s
bottom of page