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The Garden Centre
Some of you need to touch grass. Luckily, The Garden Centre provides. Enjoy the greenery, but beware some of the plants are a bit bitey. The animals from Botanica Zoo have also been sneaking in and 'running experiments' in the greenhouse, but I wouldn't interfere. Once again, bit bitey.
The Garden Centre staff also have it out for The Great Mother, who is the queen of giving a speech about being eco friendly and then boarding her black goo powered private jet. I wonder if they had anything to do with Mother's 'ascension'.
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