The Pirates

The Pirates of Oldtown are my biggest OPS. I cannot be professional about this. They have robbed and tricked me more times than I can count. If you are brave enough to get involved with their nonsense, you can bribe them with gold and they are known to enjoy a bit of quack. They also may just take your treasures and run. Clutch your pearls if you hear a "YOHOHO" in the distance.