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The Boomtown Bobbies

The Boomtown Bobbies are Boomtown's police force. They have been known to enforce laws such as 'No Dancing' and 'No Funny Hats', but honestly I'm pretty sure they're just making it up because they're buzzkills. Despite that, they can be seen partying like absolute madheads when the sun goes down, so they are also hypocrites. But on the plus side, you can report people you don't like for anything as trivial as wearing an ugly shirt, so it's a good laugh.


The Boomtown Bobbies used to have full jurisdiction over Boomtown, destroying hopes and dreams everywhere they went. That was until The Collector was elected our leader, and The Guardians took over. The Bobbies' turf was reduced to Letsbe Avenue, and obviously they were fuming. With The Guardians recently having been defeated by The Collector, we assume that The Bobbies are back in full force. We'll have to wait and see. Keep an eye out, and don't do anything too dodgy till we get an update.

F*ck The Bobbies

@boomtownbobbies

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The Guardians
The Collector
Letsbe Avenue
Quack
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