BetterBank™ Crypto Wallet Card

Seems they're trying to push crypto currency in Metropolis these days. Keep your options open gals, these currencies have a mind of their own! They crash so often you would think they were Kitty and Tiggy. I personally keep a stack of Boombucks, a pocket of gold, a legally obatained bank card and a file of blackmail material on me at all times. There is no item we can't trade for!! (Apart from the weirdly glued down items around town, not too sure who's been doing that. Is it a prank?)