BLIP

First we had BLOP, then we had BLEP, then they came out with BLIP. Boomtown Lifestyle Important Product. BLIP was incredibly secretive about what the BLIP actually was, and the only way to find out was to jump through their hoops and actually acquire the BLIP.

My hands shook with anticipation. This was the moment. Then we opened the box and turns out the BLIP was the friends we made along the way.