Edna Von Vanderhaus taking Copperwood to new Heights

The crusty, dusty health and safety nightmare that was Engine House has been torn down, making room for a sparkling new venue.

Construction workers have stated that they are being paid in "vibes" and feather fascinators. Working conditions are questionable, but they are looking fabulous.

The Full Moon Ballroom is set to hold parties that will rival even the glamour of the once illustrious Paradise Heights. Or maybe Copperwood IS Paradise Heights? Are we living through the rise of the richest district in Boomtown's history? I might try to find my great great great great great grandpa, his Highness Humperdinck Paradiso the seventeenth.