IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN TO THE NETWORK.

This canine companion can assist you in your I.T. woes, but only as well as a dog can.

Boomtown Information Technology Canine Helper (real name unknown) was last seen tied up outside Memory Mart in Area 404. The Network are all in a tizzy about this, so please contact them if you see B.I.T.C.H. We've even heard that B.I.T.C.H. going missing was the final straw for Network member Elen, causing her to have a breakdown and run off stage at the recent Network rally.