Da Graaff's Reformatory
Da Graaffs Reformatory are Experts in Archaic Healthcare. I am not sure who certified them to partake in such activities, as our experience was interesting to say the least. The only way I can describe it is as a sort of mind boggling therapy involving behinds. I fear saying more would risk my wholesome reputation.
Da Graaffs, despite being a healthcare provider, has so much dodgy beef with the other factions of OldTown you would think it was Gabber Kebabber. They literally moved into the headquarters of tomfoolery and silliness and said "wow, I sure hope no one does any tomfoolery and silliness in my gaff'. Perhaps their archaic therapies have scrambled their brains?
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They were particularly mad about Rufus The Red's decision to seperate OldTown from the rest of Boomtown, creating an independant state. Personally I think they are just upset that Rufus is a beloved celeb and they are just doing bum stuff in that old creaky building.
They also have it out for the pirates, which actually, I can totally get behind. They are robbing little freeloaders. Perhaps Da Graaffs can still win the favour of TeaBoom! Anyways, the Pirates did literally steal their creaky old gaff one time, so I can see why that'd be upsetting. You can't exactly do what Da Graaffs does out in the streets. But they appealed this in court, and won! Congrats Da Graaffs, may you continue to be haters for a long time yet.
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